An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023
Get the Calamity Cardsmug. When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that
by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020
Get the Credit Cardedmug. by Too-lazy-to-think-of-username March 4, 2017
Get the trump cardmug. A graphics card that looks cool. The word is a reference to the word grafix. It's often a reference to very expensive graphics cards, with animated rgb lights and/or fancy looking coolers. Especially graphics cards that are made by the company Nvidia are often called a grafix card.
Person A: What model is this grafix card?
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.
by Nanagos February 13, 2022
Get the Grafix Cardmug. This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
Get the Pants-cardmug. Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.
1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.
by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017
Get the Bush Cardmug. Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
Get the Gift cardmug.