by Oof_TheChungasGuy October 30, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. a fucking waste of my precious roblox time🙄 the math is just a whole other story! like wtf how is
argih3g23747 x ( -3845749876346482354396750768492763489 x 327359437 divided by 373459) x hgweihf384 gonna help me in life. ITS NOT! and the ela is also ridiculous why do i have to write a whole fucking essay about how emily ate a piece of pizza. the science too! like you think i wont remember the four seasons i dont need to know the exact second of the most recent person who took a fat fucking diarrhea ass shit on earth. i dont wanna fucking be albert einstein when i grow up. what if i wanna be a fat fucking pig who eats potato chips and plays roblox all day. social studies.... I dont need to know about early fucking men and how they survived like i dont give a fuck about how they fought 8638243578 lions to eat everyday. now i just pull my fatass up to the drive through of mcdonalds and get my chicken nuggets. physical education though.. i dont see the fatass teachers doing jumpingjacks! most of the time they're lazy fucking asshole just sits there the whole time watching us sweat our asses off doing pushups. they force you to play soccer with these hoes that cant even kick the ball straight and they get pissed off when someone doesnt pass the ball to them everytime. they need to go back to kindergarten to fucking share and stop whining everytime they dont get their way. then you will get an F IF YOU DONT FUCKING PARTICIPATE.
argih3g23747 x ( -3845749876346482354396750768492763489 x 327359437 divided by 373459) x hgweihf384 gonna help me in life. ITS NOT! and the ela is also ridiculous why do i have to write a whole fucking essay about how emily ate a piece of pizza. the science too! like you think i wont remember the four seasons i dont need to know the exact second of the most recent person who took a fat fucking diarrhea ass shit on earth. i dont wanna fucking be albert einstein when i grow up. what if i wanna be a fat fucking pig who eats potato chips and plays roblox all day. social studies.... I dont need to know about early fucking men and how they survived like i dont give a fuck about how they fought 8638243578 lions to eat everyday. now i just pull my fatass up to the drive through of mcdonalds and get my chicken nuggets. physical education though.. i dont see the fatass teachers doing jumpingjacks! most of the time they're lazy fucking asshole just sits there the whole time watching us sweat our asses off doing pushups. they force you to play soccer with these hoes that cant even kick the ball straight and they get pissed off when someone doesnt pass the ball to them everytime. they need to go back to kindergarten to fucking share and stop whining everytime they dont get their way. then you will get an F IF YOU DONT FUCKING PARTICIPATE.
by maddie_1873 November 1, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. a place to see the firey depths of hell and become satans minion.......
ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.
ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.
by dating5sos April 28, 2015
Get the schoolmug. Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.
by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing
It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life
It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life
by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Example of the stupidity of teachers in schools these days
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!
by A̶N̶T̶I̶.̶C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶ March 1, 2020
Get the Schoolmug.