Homersexual

A guy or girl that only prefers to have sex with those that share their regional or ethnic background. Very common among the closeminded and bigots. Also the exact opposite of Captain Kirk.

Homersexual: "No way I'm sleeping with that Asian chick....I need a Jersey girl."

Homersexual by brandom March 3, 2011

homosexual 

a fag

I hate when homosexuals knock over my trash barrels.

homosexual by The Project's Hero June 7, 2013

homosexual 

A person of vile and pukeish heritage whose lust for little children is only paralelled by his satanic desire to defy god's will. Homosexuals are wrong, not only morally, but also about who won at checkers last night, it was me fuckface.

Genius: Oh look, there is a homosexual, his lifestyle is wrong.

Stupid person who is stupid: No, you are incorrect.

Genius: Wait a second *pulls off the stupid person's skin costume* you're a homosexual!

Stupid person who is stupid who is actually a homosexual: Egad! Hiss! I will get my revenge one daaaaaaaaaayyyy!

homosexual by thetruth. October 10, 2007

homosexuality 

Something that you can be without having to attack people's morality or religion,without doing irreparable harm to the institution of marriage,without labelling people "homophobe" which is tantamount to "achtung Juden", and without 'forcing' everyone to accept your sexuality.

Gays have it pretty good right now.There's no reason to go forcing the issue and altering society and making people resent them.Anything beyond this stage is going too far.Society shouldn't have to change,people shouldn't have to quit their religion or alter tenets of their religion around to accomodate homosexuals anymore than they should have to bend over backwards and kiss masturbators asses and accomodate them.

And if you do not agree then "fuck off."

homosexuality by sincerely me November 11, 2006

homosexuals 

the brownshirts were a bunch of homosexuals who helped hitler rise to power

if you're focused on shit then shit is what you'll produce

homosexuals by shit is a bunch of shit February 14, 2005

Homosexual 

It pretty much just all comes down to butt-sex... lots and lots of butt-sex...

....with a lightly brown-colored juice leaking out on you instead of the usual milk-colored.

Other than that, we're almost just like every other human being...

Homosexual Rights, Brown-Smegma, Fecal-Lube, etc..

Homosexual by GayPowerOrElse February 3, 2010

Homiesexuality

Homiesexual is a sexual attraction to the boys. It is often compared to Homosexuality, which means a sexual attraction to boys, but Homiesexual is only an attraction to your male friends, your gang, your homies, the boys, or da boys.

John: “Hey Tyrone can I kiss you on the lips goodnight”
Tyrone: “Nigga that’s gay as fuck”
John: “Nah g it’s Homiesexuality”
Tyrone: “Ok then, give me a smooch!”

Homiesexuality by fastclam August 15, 2021