Father

He left long ago.

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves

by anonymous August 14, 2022

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Father Dioreo

A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.

Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

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In THe Back Of The Mother And Father Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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Aiden Gelston's Father

There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.

Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

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Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

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