The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.
"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
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"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
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"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
by DoubleUp October 10, 2009
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Get the Log Head mug.The best sexual position ever. The female lays on her back while three guys mount her. One guy sits on her and has sex with her vag, while one sits up and titty fucks her, and the last guy sits up and fucks her mouth.
"hey, what'd you do last night after you left the party?"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
by taybaby da prince October 12, 2008
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Get the log rolling mug.A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.
Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
by mo-yo December 29, 2006
Get the Log off mug.Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011
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by Itvan Humperdink February 2, 2009
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