Too many wardens, not enough fires

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'

Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires

Too many wardens, not enough fires by BPuddin June 19, 2021

special deviation conduct warrant 

A legal document that authorizes law enforcement officials to search for evidence of non-conformist or dissident behavior, often justified by vague or arbitrary criteria such as "suspicious activity" or "potential threat" to public safety.

Typically used by authoritarian regimes to suppress dissent and maintain control over the population.

The use of special deviation conduct warrants is a clear violation of civil liberties and human rights and undermines the principles of democracy and free speech.

The special deviation conduct warrant is a horrible thing to think about and pray doesn't happen to your country.

special deviation conduct warrant by Me Roboto April 17, 2023

Under the bumper warranty 

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

Under the bumper warranty by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

HVAC Extended Warranty 

Dustin Lawrence is the king

The king of offering HVAC Extended Warranty is Dustin Lawrence

HVAC Extended Warranty by HVACXpert February 17, 2025