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Cubicle Troll

Often found in large companies with pervasive cubicle environments. The existence of very heavy-set, adult-aged yet Peter Pan-obsessed males that appear from cubicles looking as if they have recently emerged from a dark cave, having hibernated for the winter or just participated in the latest Halo or Guitar Hero tournament. They often take off work in order to spend nights outside of Best Buy to purchase the latest version of Xbox. These un-shaved, wild-haired creatures tend to gather in large groups around the latest technical advancements in manufacturing or engineering.
Hey did you see Joe the Cubicle Troll today? No, man - I haven't seen that guy since Star Wars: The Clone Wars came out. Oh wait, I think I see him now dragging his knuckles along the floor and grunting down the hallway with the newest edition of Gaming Weekly magazine.
by UMAYB1 October 16, 2008
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Trolling for Trollups

To cruise around red light districts or public areas searching for prostitutes.
last night i went trolling for trollups for over and hour before i hooked up with this sleezy hooker on 79 street.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009
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Cretin trolls

The idiots who define people's names on Urban Dictionary. Despite the fact that it clearly states you shouldn't define people's names, the submissions page is filled with many from these people. Usually the same people who can "hack" Wikipedia by hitting the edit button. Usually high school aged children in elementary school.
Urban Dictionary needs a filter for Cretin trolls.
by Tyler Menezes November 10, 2007
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laundry troll

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.
I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!
by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009
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Troll Incident

A popular meme where you either take a random vine and make it somewhat creepy or when you make up an event and call it an incident in the future. Often these memes use cursed troll faces and are mainly made to make you feel disturbed. Most popular of these are: "Under the floorboards incident", "The Trollge incident", "eyes in the sky incident"

This is really just a new way to make a creepypasta
Meme: how to troll le family! Step 1. Hide evidence of your crimes under the floorboards. Step 2 get cancer. Step 3 tell your grandson about the floorboards. Step 4 die as your entire family descends into insanity. Family = Trolled!

Person: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Person 2: Lol a Troll Incident get le trolled

Person 1: I'm gonna have nightmares
by Trollge March 2, 2021
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Troll god

Someone who's talent for trolling surpasses the realm of humanity. A word from an individual with this title can destroy whole chatrooms in an instant.
Omg it's Fergus the troll God... Run for your lives!!
by F4bio July 4, 2011
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Troll the World

To do or say something intentionally provocative, simply to get a reaction from the world and create controversy. Often used as a publicity stunt.

To Troll as on a message board, only using more mainstream forms of media
Kanye West was able to Troll the World by taking the microphone from Taylor Swift during the 2009 VMA awards.
by CCass77 September 15, 2009
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