the blind eye

When you proceed to cum in a woman's eye you are giving them the blind eye.

Hey bitch, i just cummed in your eyes you now have the blind eye

by TheBlindEye June 16, 2009

Pulling A Blind

A deceptive way of pulling an apple. Instead of just not being there during a multiplayer game, a person will purposely get themselves killed so they can text on their phone or play iMOB.

Rand: Why are you always the first to die... Are you pulling a blind on us?

Jim: No dude and I am totally not playing iMOB.

by MajinFro April 1, 2009

white blindness

When white people don't realize institutional racism or subtle discrimination against people of color really does exist today.

"White folks just don't realize how dangerous for a black dude to ride around in a nice car. Total white blindness."

by tehablo October 24, 2014

Funk Blind

A person with poor hygiene who is unaware of their offensive body odor.

"That muthafuka must be FUNK BLIND if he can't tell that he smells like boiled shit!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

blind dyslexic

Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.

Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.

by scott mccowan January 3, 2009

Blinding Fury

When you jerk off but the release is harder and quicker than you expect so it gets all in your eyes and on your face.

Joey wouldn't have gone blind had he masturbated safely and not had a blinding fury.

by Pro-Win April 5, 2015

Blind pony

The ack of gently plowing a classy sluts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. Then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. She will then react by yelling nay nay!!!

Doggy style is for beginners. I gave my bestist girl, Beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. Now I know she's a keeper!

by Bangin' Bev May 20, 2013