mustard spoon

A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.

"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"

by Australia Barcelona March 21, 2009

Golden Spoon

The middle cuddler of a group of three.

The middle spoon is the golden spoon

by beach-weekender July 23, 2011

Cat Spoon

A cat spoon is a spoon which is used only for preparing a cats meal.

Johnny: Mmmmm this ice cream is delicious

Jack: Haha Johnny, you're eating your ice cream with the cat spoon!

by laxout March 23, 2009

spoon

A derogetary term used to put someone in a state of unconceivable confusion.

Chris: Did you know, that you are actualy, the spoon?
Me: No that would be you.
Chris: Shutup, Saggy Nipple Tits.

by schpoodle? November 11, 2006

Spoon

its another word dats sweet its what da neard use in the games and it means super pwn

Neard 1: dude World of Warcraft i am going 2 spoon u soo hard ur going 2 feal it in the morning
Neard 2: u wish u lil nasty

by Funny_man213 August 21, 2008

Spoon

Spooning is another word for offending. It is derived from the feeling of that someone is digging out a part of your heart with a spoon by saying something mean to you.

"Dude, Jeniffer totally spooned me last night when she told me she'd slept with Joe."

"OMG, SPOONED!"

by Jerven March 1, 2007

fucking spoon

An extremely fucktarded person, far worse than a munter or minger

"I went poopy in my pants"
"Your a fucking spoon!"

by mingmingming May 10, 2006