rita bowling

A wonderful, smart, adorable person whom I love and live for.

Rita is a wonderful, smart, adorable person.

by Niles January 19, 2004

bowl cut

The lowest form of human existance

"Hey did you hear that Kaite Heir was paying out on Mchugh for his bowl cut, he is so pathetic now."

by michael kulig February 4, 2008

Chili Bowl

A Mexican With a bowl cut

Look at that Pepe with the chili bowl

by $BIG AARON$ January 6, 2009

Bowl Noob

Someone who doesn't know how to light a pipe, burns their fingers trying, can't load a bowl or someone who torches the bowl not knowing any better.

Dude corner the bowl, there went all the green hits. Don't be such a bowl noob.

by swift_strongarm March 5, 2011

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004

Bowl Cut

The sexiest haircut any guy can get. Not just for 5 year olds. Long on the top and buzzed on the back and lower sides, just majestic. It looks like a bowl on someone's head, literally, and it's just the most gorgeous thing to look at.

Mike: "Check out this guy's bowl cut."

Jenn: "It's amazing, I want to be with him, he's just so beautiful and
majestic..."

Mike: "whatever"

by 1153jennie October 30, 2008

sissy bowl

a toilet of normal dimentions that has a reduced water flow,thereby making all but the smallest bowel movements become stuck or lodged.

It took 3 flushes to get that turd through your sissy bowl

by Skydash May 23, 2009