sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood

Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!

by JALDLSP January 9, 2018

Smoochy-Pants

Term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend's hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.

Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.

Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.

How's it going with Smoochy-Pants?

Hey Smoochy-Pants, nice trainers!

by pinti February 25, 2009

pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers

john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.

by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008

Mchappy pants

1. usually means someone very happy with good luck and amazing social skills

2. someone who is hilarious and extremely good at making friends

my friend is such a Mchappy pants; she's always making everyone smile and we all love her to death

by Sophizzlemadizzle September 8, 2006

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

No Pants O'Clock

Any time in which not wearing pants is socially acceptable. Usually takes place in the evening, with preference occurring after eight pm.

Is your room mate not wearing pants?

Yes, after all, it's No Pants O'Clock in our living room after eight.

by missiworld October 9, 2011

dumb in the pants

Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.

I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.

Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.

That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.

by AB00013 April 18, 2010