smacking balls

when you are so bored at home that smacking your own balls would be considered fun

Dude1: hey man what r u doing?
Dude2: nothing much bro just smacking balls
Dude1: that bored hey? come out tonight if you want

abbreviation: smackin balls

by Elselvor July 11, 2012

Nipple Smack

(v) To be hit with a female nipple and tit, generally in the face.

1. I scared that old lady and she turned around quickly and nipple smacked me accidently.

2. I think that stripper just nipple smacked me!

by Sustained Euphoria May 4, 2009

Back Smack

To violently slap someone on the back.

"Dude, it hurts so bad!"

"Take that back smack bitch!"

"Did you see Todd totally get fucked up, that was the worst back smack I have ever seen!"

by Tango09 March 31, 2010

Smack Faily

someone who fails at getting laid. its not a nickname, its an insult

yea, i was macking on this bitch, and i totally smack faily'ed it

by xxsaproxx October 28, 2010

smack mackin

When a pathetic wuss of a man gets dominated by a freaky bitch who's into that. Usually involves smacking and macking interchangeably.

Dave, what are all those bruises on your back?

Oh, the wife was in a foul mood last night, so I got some smack mackin. It was friggin' awesome

by Megaloman March 11, 2008

danza smack

The beating of a woman's face by an erect wang chung. Named after Tony "charles in charge" Danza's porno film shananagins.

Young Douglas danza smacked a bitch who didn't swallow.

by Mathew Douglas February 23, 2004

hippie smack

Ketamine, called hippie smack because the vast amount of the squatting hippie population seem to have a 3-5 gram a day habit, like a junkie is hookes to smack

Anyone up for a line of hippie smack

by ftyfghjgufyt January 10, 2007