Fat Dog

A fat cunt that cant run but is the best playmaker.

What a fat dog!

by doin bred October 23, 2019

dog day afternoon

Killing everyone. no witnesses!

Don't make me go "Dog day afternoon" on you. "Rat -a -at-tat. Your all dead. machine gun dead

by woodsy140 September 24, 2012

the dog ate my data

An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.

Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

What da dog doin?

A phrase used to ask why a dog is doing a certain action. This can also be used for humans, by inserting their name where “dog” is.

“What da dog doin?” “He is exploiting the working class.”

“What da nick doin?” “Fuck you”

by SusAmogus😩 October 6, 2021

Love Sick Puppy Dog

A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.

Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.

Q: Why are you laughing at me?

A: You look like a love sick puppy dog!

by kettle__ September 8, 2010

wet dog in bathtub

simons mum

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012