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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
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Jack

seems really nice but talks to himself in hallways, he's always on tik tok and loves prentending to be good football. He may look like he smells good but he smells like shit. He love trump and supports it when away from friends. He has 2 signs hidden in his room. In class a lot of people see him looking at guns and may thing he's a school shooter. He might be on the spectrum but who knows,
by Enrique Ortizzzz November 24, 2021
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Jack Rabbit

When you're going m4a1 fast on a girl .
I'm bout to 360 jack rabbit this bitch 👌
by Anal Finger Banger November 2, 2018
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Jack-shack

An instant portable, mobile easy to carry and store personal private masturbating structure.
Hey Phil, can I borrow your jack-shack for an hour?
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JACK FITCH

Just overall an awesome person. You can always trust him and he is better at football than Zac.
Person 1: omg is that jack fitch

Person 2: yeah, he’s incredible

Person 1 I bet he gets all the girls
Jack Fitch: I do
by Duck man November 23, 2021
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Jack Hemsley

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.
by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019
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Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020
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