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Ur baby maybe

Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.
Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
by UrBabyMaybe May 16, 2018
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Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)
by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010
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Baby Black Swan

a) (Cygnini)

b) Water bird, from the genera Cygnus and Coscoroba

c) A somewhat rare species, which only can be found in the autumnal months of August and October. Numerous sitings have been recorded in the European capital city of London, more specifically in Regents Park.

d) Although this creature is very complex in origin and appearence, it can be simplified as the inverted image of the more well-renowned white swan.

e) Yes, it is indeed a baby black swan

f) They are not Jewish in origin
"Oh Rupert, did you just see that duck?"

"Yes Francis, however I'll have you know that this in fact a baby black swan. It is a common misconception for which you are forgiven."
by Joseph Friitzel October 30, 2011
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Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.
Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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corporate baby men

A grown man in power or authority or one who achieves power or authority in a company usually via management, networking, or affiliation then begins to behave much like a spoil child or a high school bully. Nothing will make them grow up again until someone shoves their face in their own shit much like one has to do to train a cat or dog not to shit inside. Or until legal or HR catches up with their rampant bullshit and immature behavior.
Wow I'm sick of all these corporate baby men I wish anyone in this company had some balls or integrity.
by money beard May 9, 2018
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baby girl jenna

A sexy punker belonging to Daddy Jay
That Baby Girl Jenna is so hot I wish I could have her but she's in love with her Daddy Jay
by Babygirlspoiler August 24, 2019
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shrimp boat baby

Someone who was born on a shrimp boat.
Brian mawhor was born on a shrimp boat, so he is a shrimp boat baby.
by Fortnitesus August 17, 2021
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