Arch Monkeys

A person that is rough around the edges, loud, and unapologetically themselves, whether at home or in public. They don’t follow typical social norms, often acting impulsively, speaking bluntly, and bringing chaos wherever they go. Basically a loose canon mixed with a bit retarded

Man, my brothers are acting like some arch monkeys whenever we have people over

by McC1 March 30, 2025

Fork Monkey

The derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. Racially motivated

Fork Monkeys always get on my nerves

by Guh168362 February 24, 2025

Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

Monkey-Man

A man that climbs trees, eats bees and takes a knee for his woman. His woman is unknown but he swears she is real. He also loves nutella filled banana's.

Monkey-Man is a man, too!

by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023

cunt monkey

an annoying person who won't stfu

dude, stfu you dumb cunt monkey

by MULLETMILITAI July 7, 2021

Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

by TurtleCan August 22, 2014

monkey in a bananna suit

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee

i have to pee like a monkey in a bananna suit

by loolooh8tr July 6, 2010