Random girl: "What is that thing looking like a third leg between his legs?"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"
by TheT-PoseGuy May 28, 2020
Get the Penismug. A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021
Get the Penis Zombiemug. Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white
by Fjcncmckgigkbkvogoglblgogo July 31, 2019
Get the conrad’s penismug. by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
Get the El captain penis wrinklemug. someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!
me: ph?
someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!
me: :flushed:
me: ph?
someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!
me: :flushed:
by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021
Get the viral penismug. 
by Big daddy horse coc May 30, 2022
Get the Penismug.