helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

imma get my brother on you

A term used in the hood when a weaker person, like a ghetto ass kid or a ghetto ass female is getting messed with or getting ready to fight with an older/stronger man and need to call their older brother to fight you. Other variations include “Just wait till I call my brother” or “I’ll get my insert older male relative on you”

Me - “Keisha you acting like a nigga, but if I treat you like one imma be in the wrong.”
Keisha - “If you touch me imma get my brother on you.”
Me - “I don’t give a fuck abt your pussy ass brother, I’d slap him too”

by Bitches_Be_Bonkers August 16, 2023

U get absolute 0 Bitches

You Get 0 Play

Nathan U get absolute 0 Bitches Where ya hoes at

by Nathan0.o TT April 8, 2022

that's why you're getting a 15% in english

When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.

What's the type of English course?

Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.

by TURLE WIH A HA February 27, 2017

Getting the wind knocked out of you

It’s when ur friend falls down the stairs and u both laugh even tho she’s wheezing

Getting the wind knocked out of you
“OMG ARE U OK“
“ya I just got the wind knocked out of me lmfao”

by Kgchandler07 November 3, 2019

get my "insert name" on/off

1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.

Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."

Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."

Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"

Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"

get my "insert name" on/off

by BigSight November 6, 2010

get out of my car now

Wait,What?!! You really looked this up? Well umm... it's a angry uber driver meme. JUST LOOK UP SEX IT'S PRACTICE THIS OK.JESUS

YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATION IS RIGHT H E RE GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!

by FURRY FAGGUT February 16, 2018