bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

by Abendego July 29, 2014

bacon bag

A mans ball sack

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"

by Dapibb November 22, 2014

banana bag

A (cooler) equivalent to bum bag.

It's not a bum bag mate, it's a banana bag.

by eusouoperigo December 25, 2023

Speed-bagging

The act of rapidly fisting your partners asshole as fast as you can.

Yo Johnny, I was Speed-bagging this girl last night, She loved it.

by Jehuis Saint Jerome April 24, 2022

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

air bag

(verb) - It's when a guy is going down on a girl and she queefs, or farts from her vagina, into his mouth and it results in his cheeks puffing out like inflated air bags.

Hey dude, I've never thought this would happen in a million years, but Kim just air bagged me last night

by footballrocksgvsu August 19, 2014