A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.
by Mrmarcusjr January 9, 2022
Get the stinker kidsmug. 1. the kind of kid who wears super-phat brand clothing all the time, pimped up with much supplemental accessoires like bandanas, tags and sometimes even drink holders at their hips. Often addicted to video games. Sometimes a bit obese, but mostly cutish.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
Look dat taggy kid, dude, every time he's asked a question he looks like taking a dump.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
by chipskid May 19, 2011
Get the taggy kidmug. by spectrimkill March 10, 2021
Get the cool kidmug. To have a dual personality around girls, This personality will urge the girls to chug cheap vodka, preferably Dubra and to make out with the man holding the vodka.
Any kid who tries to get girls drunk and shamelessly make out with them is a, "Kid _____ Kid".
Named after the original, Kid Temps Kid
Named after the original, Kid Temps Kid
by Cozz oz January 6, 2008
Get the kid temps kidmug. “Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022
Get the Shitting on’ kidsmug. A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating
There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..
by Scratch Legba November 26, 2020
Get the kleenex kidmug.