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Asian Baby Pimp

A small asian child that is more baller than you are
this kid is such an ABP (Asian Baby Pimp)
by Sallad0204 April 16, 2020
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Ur baby maybe

Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.
Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
by UrBabyMaybe May 16, 2018
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Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)
by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010
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ugly baby moment

From the Seinfeld episode in the Hamptons when Elaine first sees her friend's baby in the crib ... her reaction is scrunched face and exclaims, "ewww." Afterwards she tells Jerry she couldn't look, that the baby looks like a pekingese, he saw baby too and says there is too much water in that gene pool, hysterically funny!
Anytime you see someone who is ugly and it really takes you aback you're having an ugly baby moment.
by TrinityBB October 17, 2011
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Petulant Baby-Man

When a grown-ass man is bad tempered, childish, and throws a tantrum every time he doesn't get his way.
Donald Trump is a petulant baby-man, which he put on full display the night of the 2020 election and the four preceding years.
by MamaOxxx November 5, 2020
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roblox baby boos

Babies in roblox who are very self absorbed, rude, and picky. Usually don't like other babies, unless they're "cute" and act like them. Are known for bossing around their mwa mwas for toys, mwa mwa milky, and other weird things. Commonly found in Adopt and Raise.
Roblox Player 1: Awh! Is that a baby? So cute!
Roblox Player 2: That's one of those roblox baby boos, don't adopt it.
by BiodegradableBabies May 30, 2021
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Black market baby

The black babies that celebrities' adopt from foreign countries/
by Aloisious May 16, 2021
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