on September 12 every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day. CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS, who can grab the most dicks in one day.
by Flashes00 September 11, 2019
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Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...
by anonymous April 21, 2021
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“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving
by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021
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Get the National cuddle day mug.You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*
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