false pull out

When you pretend to pull out, but secretly keep it inside her.

What?! How did you get me pregananant?! Dont tell me you did a false pull out!

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Pulling a Chris Smith

Verb.

Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.

"Dude, there's no way Simon can get tickets to the World Cup!"

"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"

by cellafestiva September 14, 2017

Pulling a Rick Ross

When you feel compelled to kidnap and steal.

I went out with Sisi to a liquor store and she pulled a Rick Ross on me and then got nabbed for a DUI.

Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Pull a Sgt Lee

This happens when a co worker starts a job or task and states "i'll be back"...just to never come back and leave the job for you to finish. Or does come back five hours later when the job is done.

Blake: Hey johnny i just started faxing this TPS report. Could you watch this "i'll be back" i need to get coffee.
Johnny: Hey asshole!! dont pull a Sgt Lee you better come back!

by Johnny Jizzem April 25, 2008

Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.

I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.

by krusty123 December 14, 2010

Pulling a full Henderson

Taking lots of drugs and eating a full meal before doing something important. Pulling a half Henderson includes only one of these objectives. Think of a Jeffery, but with a steak dinner afterwards.

Holy shit he’s pulling a full Henderson before going on stage! Hope he doesn’t have a heart attack.

by Frodobuggins September 2, 2019

Pulling a Bill Clinton

Being a sexual deviant while having a girlfriend/wife.

Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.

by Maj. A-hole March 19, 2011