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pull a u-turn

to bend your erect penis backwards, into a U-shape, for the purpose of fucking someone with just the shaft, explicitly not using the tip.
Sharon didn't want to play a game of just the tip because she "knew how that was going to end up," so I opted to pull a u-turn and gave her just the shaft instead.
by Speczial K June 3, 2016
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i pulled a Santi

used by Access to Science students, when you barely scrape a pass on your test, and miraculously achieve a triple distinction in an assignment, therefore averaging an overall distinction for the unit.
"Oh man, I'm so lucky, I just found out I pulled a Santi in my unit # assessment!"
by n0teasy June 13, 2018
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pulling a dustin fox

Becoming drunk, falling asleep, waking back up, managing to sober up and yet get drunk once again, all before the end of the night.
Didn't he already pass out drunk?
Yes, but he's pulling a Dustin Fox....
by duffle01 October 21, 2010
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Pulling a David James

The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.
Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.
by concrete man August 14, 2011
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Pulling a Mark Emmert

Wildly overstepping authority and punishing the innocent.
The principal was overstepping his authority and pulling a Mark Emmert when he cancelled the Homecoming Parade for four years, just because the boys' cross country team dressed up as seamen (semen, get it, haha).
by waytogo123 October 8, 2012
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Kentucky Kock Pull

The sexual act in which a male inserts their dick in a females butt and she clenches and runs away ripping the genitalia off of the male
My boyfriend didn't ask to put it in my ass, so I gave a Kentucky Kock Pull.
by bigboi March 18, 2016
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I Pulled an Ace!

After taking a dump; your first wipe of toilet paper is clean. It's literally like pulling an ace. No more cards from the dealer needed...
"My friend comes out of the bathroom, so i casually asked him, 'did you pull an ace?'. He smiled and said yes!' proudly. 'I pulled an Ace!'"
by Ace of heart June 17, 2013
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