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cow pasture pussy

The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.
I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.

I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.

I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.
by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
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arctic pussy blast

Start by jamming your lady's vagina full of fresh, powdery snow then proceed to bang her out doggy style as long as you'd like then pull out and watch the blizzard.
by Q Pimpin March 1, 2010
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buffalo pussy slap

To rub spicy buffalo wing sauce on your hand and slap the pussy of your lady.
by Big buffalo slapper August 31, 2006
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pussy pop

when you insert pop rocks (the candy) in a pussy and it pops inside her. Giving her a tingly sensation causing her to moan load while it pops inside her, and as you insert your dick you feel the sensation too.
Maria : can you give me pussy pop?
Anthony : sure, just let me get the pop rocks.
by SALLY SUCKONMYDICK July 23, 2017
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BP (Big Pussies)

A company run by a horde of retards who completely fucked up the Gulf of Mexico and the southern coastline with its dangerous oil spill. Also refers to any other company that profusely screws up something major and calls it "a huge and regrettable mistake" (AIG, for example); or it can refer to a group of people who vandalize a person's property or vehicle then hires other people who are willing to take the blame.
Victim: "Oh my gosh! Wtf took the parts off my Lamborghini?" Vandals: "It was Jack and Dick." Victim: "Did you two assholes really do this to my once-good whip?" Fake Vandals: "Yes we did sir." (The oil now leaks out of the hapless piece of junk, then it bursts all over the man's house, much like Old Faithful bursts water out of its geyser-filled hole) Fake Vandals: "Oops, it wasn't us we just got paid to lie to you" (Takes the money and runs off) Vandal #1: "I told yall we shouldnt have trusted dem snitches now we gotta pay him back for collateral damage and spontaneous combustion" Vandal #2: "I know let's give him a BP (blowpop) and he'll probably forget this has ever happened!" Vandal #3: "I agree with him Two Thumbs Up and head raised too." Vandal #1: "Aight, i'm down wit dat." "BP (Big Pussies) all day!" (And what a perfectly great resemblance of Big Pussies that was too.)
by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010
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pot luck pussy

a woman who engages in n-somes, where n > 2
guy 1: i'd love to have a 3-some.

guy 2: oh, really. well i hear sally has a pot luck pussy. maybe you can get her involved.
by tucsoncynic May 27, 2009
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cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.
Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9
by JimPop April 4, 2009
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