Future Ass

Ass that you predict to get in the future.

Kosta- "I'm really good at playing the guitar"
Casual Bitch- "Can you play Justin Bieber songs?"
Kosta- "BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHHHH"

(later)

Kosta- "Dude, these girls were digging my guitar skills. I'm totally getting some future ass.

George- "Nice dude, hit that shit in 2013"

by ImAThirtyFourCee August 1, 2012

ass confetti

The act of having explosive diarrhea at work.

OMG, before I could pee this morning, Brandon had already dropped some ass confetti!

by beezkneez89 November 12, 2011

ass-walk

To walk ones ass home.

Created by Ben on Real Life Radio

Go ass-walk home.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

ass-straw

Someone who likes the ass juice.

Your such an ass-straw!
Dude your boss is an ass-straw...

by Xer0 July 2, 2003

Ass Abomination

Someone who looks so fucked up that no one can stand to look at them and they are extremely obese; usually have an over-sized ass.

Whoa, that guy is so fucking ugly, I'd say he's an Ass Abomination.

by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010

ass wax

A lubricant used when waxing that ass

You: Man Showanda's ass is so tight and dry, but I really want to wax that ass.

Him: Man you need some ass wax

by Big Mike-izzle August 15, 2006

Ass Hat

a person so close to recycling themselves - shoving their head up their own ass- that they wear their ass as a hat.

That guy is a serious asshat!

by Pin January 4, 2005