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penis

a small, unopposable eleventh finger that protrudes from in between the legs of male humans and mammals.
by Nota qt December 1, 2021
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Penis

a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a cock, a wang, a knob, a chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,

a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.
Person1: woah the authors penis must be huge!
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.
by very big penisman March 15, 2023
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Penile Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.
by setharooski January 9, 2024
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Penis extension

A term used when a man is excessively playing with his mobile phone, as though he is playing with his penis.
“Oh look, got his penis extension out again”
by dobbster June 4, 2023
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Penis buy

Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional
Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today
by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021
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Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.
by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019
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