Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”
"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!
"NICE, How was it?"
"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
"NICE, How was it?"
"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
by Toto106 April 9, 2010
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Messy sex is when you use a messy lubricant such as shit, butter, mud, etc. often as a fetish and for increased sexual experience
i love spraying whipped cream on her tits, pussy, and ass then licking if off after fucking her for messy sex
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Dude: yeah! Vanilla sex is great! if it ain't broke don't fix it.
Dude: yeah! Vanilla sex is great! if it ain't broke don't fix it.
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Masturbation.
Arising from a mispronunciation of 'sax practise'
leading to a third party believing the first party was masturbating.
Masturbation.
Arising from a mispronunciation of 'sax practise'
leading to a third party believing the first party was masturbating.
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Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
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