A girl that thinks she is amazing but is not and cheated on her ex-boyfriend which made her have a dry ass pussy.
by hadleyday123 September 17, 2020
Get the Dry ass pussy mug.A pussy so nasty and filled with disease that its mear opening lets out a series of toxins so deadly it can destroy the ozone layer and be used as a weapon of mass destruction.
A local slut/whore equipped with a mass-destruction-pussy bends over slightly causeing an army of toxins to decent and every living thing within a 1000 mile radius is evaporated.
by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials March 30, 2009
Get the mass-destruction-pussy mug.Fashionista #1: Honestly, I think he would take whatever comes his way. He just wants to get laid.
Fashionista #2: And what? She's easy?
Fashionista #1: You know those European girls. She has an open-pussy-policy.
Fashionista #2: And what? She's easy?
Fashionista #1: You know those European girls. She has an open-pussy-policy.
by shelledincombates May 15, 2009
Get the open-pussy-policy mug.When a girl shoves the delicious snack Flamin Hot Cheeto's in her vagina then preceeds to push them on onto her partners mouth, causing her lips to burn like flames
by Greg122 January 24, 2010
Get the Flamin Pussy Lips mug.Putting the “pussy on the chain wax” was initially popularized by Key and Peele, and yada, yada… Look. There are some rumors that the phrased preexisted the famous comedic sketch of the two comics, but if we were to seriously argue if that’s true and where it came from, we would be putting the pussy on the chain wax.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
-How did Keegan Michael Key lost his job and his girlfriend at the same day in that one Key and Peele sketch?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
by Endernity March 8, 2017
Get the pussy on the chain wax mug.n. when the girl's vagina gets cold and needs warmth. who needs underwear? just grab your guy's sideburn to keep you warm! for convenience his mouth is located close so you get warmth and pleasure! killing two birds with one stone what could be better than this?
nikki manaj: okay i get it, let me think, i guess it's my turn, maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns
by elderly currency April 16, 2010
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