fat golden dog

my overweight golden retriver.

i have a fat golden dog.

by laughmaker5000 September 23, 2019

3 dog night

A sexual phrase meaning when a woman (usually a worthless slut) has sex with 3 different (usually equally worthless men) in one night.

Bro you don’t want that bar fly, she had a 3 dog night last night.

by Deez nuzz April 12, 2019

Dog Poop Look

When a dog (usually cute) squats down and looks directly at you while pooping

i walked my pet the other day. he he gave me the Dog Poop Look

by jojobinxmon May 3, 2015

dirty raw dog

When a man surprisingly puts his penis in a woman's anus without a condom.

"I heard Coleson dirty raw dogged his girlfriend last night.

by PiggMan70 August 29, 2015

Lucky Ducky Dog

A lucky dog who brings joy and love.

She just won 20 million dollars!
Well you do know, she rubbed the Lucky Ducky Dogs belly.

by LULU <3 November 25, 2011

Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.

Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"

by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017

Your dog bi

Worse than your mum gay, dad lesbian, and granny a tranny.

BRO YOUR DOG BI!

by Cliffy March 13, 2018