Preemie jack

Shortened version of premature ejaculation.

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks

by SandNig01 January 7, 2021

jack nocella

Jack Nocella is a white kid that legit looks like an INDIAN! I mean boi! he gets no girls and is extremely poor and has to live with other friends!

Jack nocella a kid

by A kid thats kid June 14, 2017

Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.

Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!

by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021

Jack fowler

The king of fitties. No one can beat him.

“Jack fowler is so fit”

by Ilovejackfowlerxxx June 30, 2019

Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.

"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".

by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 14, 2022

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus

"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022