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National Edge Day

Every February 5th, everyone will be edge constantly even in places where you cannot edge in.
Luis: Yo Dylan do you know about National Edge Day? It's in February 5th!

Dylan: Really? I'ma start edge maxing all day.
by tjib February 2, 2024
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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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national slime out your ex day

The day when it’s free to get your get back on your underdeveloped ex-communication with a human
I’ve been needing that, and since it's National Slime Out Your Ex Day, I’m gonna need that from you.
by !n33dth@t July 7, 2025
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National Annoy Squidward Day

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”
by MangoLen February 15, 2022
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National Booty Day

Every April 21-23rd we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking
Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
by hydralkiss April 23, 2024
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National Sex Day

A holiday celebrated on December 4 where you have sex with people for fun.
Hey did you know today is National Sex Day? Now you have to have sex with me!
by benimaru December 3, 2020
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