Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

by The Creator April 28, 2003

Baby back ribs

When you fuck a girl so hard her ribs pop out

Guy 1: did you and my girlfriend fuck?!
Guy 2: yeah bro i baby back ribbed her
Guy 1: oh wow dude. But ngl

i love when she baby back ribs

by stupidbitchasswhore December 3, 2019

Baby Meat Balls

A person who has hillariously small balls and is proud of it

All the bitches be on my baby meat balls

I might get laughed at but my mom says to be proud of my baby meat balls

by Demon of Screamin' February 13, 2010

my baby wants

to describe what you are hungry for (usually junk food) as if they were cravings induced by a fictional pregnancy

"salad for lunch?"

"nope, my baby wants KFC"

by miss hatt December 9, 2008

Baby Poo Poo

The color of the walls at Canyon Rose Acadamy. Coincidently, it is also the color of Jeffree Star's face.

Jordan: His face is burnt up and looks like baby poo poo!
Taco: Shut up I'm playing Kingdom Hearts.

by Sincerely Jordan November 2, 2008

wet the baby's head

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.

Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?

by TookLongEnough November 3, 2012

baby rump kisser

a pervert who goes around kissing babies butts, this is also used in denace the menace when denace is tricked into kissing a baby dolls butt

the baby rump kisser gave the baby a solid smak on its butt

by snoeman December 30, 2009