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Salt Shaker Pussy

This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.

A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."

"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009
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Pussy juice cocktail

When a guy is fucking 2 girls & alternating between pussies & gets both girls wet pussy on his dick, then both girls share the mixture off the guys cock.
Rod proceeded to fuck Candy & Honey and switch back and forth from each pussy. Then the girls shared the joy of cleaing the pussy juice cocktail of Rods cock.
by Strongbone November 2, 2010
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Pussy Cuddle Bitch

A Male who follows women with excessive force under any circumstance. Usually includes cuddling, telling deepest secrets, sharing "chick flicks" and just being a little bitch. Usually apparent among pre-adolescent males seeking closure.
Man he went to go see New york Minute over Van Helsing?. What a Pussy Cuddle Bitch.

Hey guys i went to Starbucks with the gals last night is was so Sensual!
by Rupert J. Melendez February 24, 2006
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deep fried pussy

noun.
1. A pussy that belongs to an elderly woman. It looks fried.

2. A pussy that has long since passed it's prime and is no operational.
Seeing deep fried pussy will scar you for life, bro.
by Ski Resort International February 20, 2015
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Icy Blubber Pussy

The result of having sexual intercourse with an eskimo who has an icy vagina due to many years living in the icy terrain. Blubber forms around the pussy causing a disease known to eskimos as "ning nongkon" or blubber pussy roughly translated.

This act is also a fetish for a prominant number of American citizens who enjoy frost bitten crotches, mouths resembling "meth mouth", and asian/native american looking women.
Bret- I had the best icy blubber pussy last night!
Kyle- Score! Did it smell?
Bret- Not bad at first, but near the end all the friction had warmed it up to smell like tuna salad in July.
Kyle- MMM... Man, you got so lucky.
Bret- You don't even know, I even blew my load all over her squinty eyes and brown teeth.
Kyle- Man she must be one nasty eskimo.
Bret- Well she's still in the icebox if you want a turn.
Kyle- Definitely! (High Five).
by thecoldcrusader February 27, 2011
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pussy wet paint

A term frequently used by the artist Birdman, a.k.a. Little Wayne's Father, a.k.a. the greatest rapper alive. Such term is defined as having paint that is as moist as the most moistest pussy that could possibly be found alive on this wet earth today.
I painted my house with a 10-gallon can of pussy wet paint.
by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008
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balls to pussy ratio

Vital foundation for the positive outcome of a party, stating that there should at least be one vagina present for every testicle. As a result a party with a good "balls to pussy ratio" provides two females for one male.
"Dude, that party sucked. Seriously, there weren't any chicks at all."

"Yeah, it had a really crappy balls to pussy ratio."
by Mike Hoffster December 20, 2008
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