Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Im gonna brown

declaring out loud that you are going to violently shit yourself.

"ghh im gonna brown!"

"what"

"I'M SHITTSING?"

by Tobias DG February 10, 2024

Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.

"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."

by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Brown Pointer

Higher on the predatorial ladder than the turtle neck or Prarie dog...

Luckily I made it to the shart tank cause that brown pointer almost tore my leg off!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

King Brown

The act of copping or handing out a deadly blow to the back of the head, almost always lethal

King brown sit down, back of the head now ya fuckin dead

Rito who wants a filthy king brown to the back of the head? Get in quick cunts they’re goin like hot cakes!

by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019

Rival Brown

a person who has become so on edge they start to say feck, frik and bacon alot dont approch them when this happens or they will eat your hair and you will go bald

oh my shiz i told him not to approch that "rival browner" damm he's gunner go bald now !!!!

by JohnnyMcFishweed !!! January 20, 2009