when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.
by David Oliver March 17, 2004
Get the russian poolettemug. A Dirty Russian is a common college prank, in which human semen is used in place of creme in a sweet cocktail known as White Russian made from vodka, Kahlúa or other coffee liqueur such as Tia Maria, and milk or cream.
* Let the semen melt before mixing it in.
* It's a crime to put semen in someone's food without their permission.
* Let the semen melt before mixing it in.
* It's a crime to put semen in someone's food without their permission.
by fontendet December 23, 2010
Get the Dirty Russianmug. when a chick is sucking you off, another girl is to the right of you, and you pour vodka (high quality) into the woman's shaved vagina and procede to light it on fire. Once you are about to cum you use your penis as a fire extinguisher by jizzing all over her pussy.
last night i was running a train on this bitch, and her sister came in so i did a russian firecunt on that ho.
by raping rhino March 26, 2009
Get the Russian Firecuntmug. The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.
by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008
Get the Russian Handshakemug. Doing something stupid; an outrageous act of stupidity. Any video from Russia captured on a potato camera.
Person: So I was playing with fire and decided that wasn't dangerous enough. So I used a piece of glass as a hot plate and started boiling candle wax! The glass, not made for such heat, exploded sending red hot pieces of shrapnel glass and boiling wax, all over me!
Doctor: well, it seems you have accomplished your Act of Russian for the day.
Doctor: well, it seems you have accomplished your Act of Russian for the day.
by Hospitaltality February 8, 2015
Get the Act of Russianmug. usually a term for a jewish man who usually disregards the rules of the old schmool. he usually sneaks snacks on yon kippur and eats cheeseburgers and bacon along with various non kosher delicasies. you may refer to him as the non jewish yet jewish renaissance man. he also has quite a big schlong.
by jaybeezy1234321234 October 11, 2009
Get the russian raphmug. A mixed alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka, milk, kahlua and coke. This drink arises every time someone decides to mix together the classic White Russian and Black Russian drinks. The result is like someone's anus has exploded in your cocktail glass.
Dude #1: "Dude, hook me up with a drink! Wait... what's this?"
Dude #2: "Dude it's a Poopy Russian, check it out!"
Dude #1: (drinks)... "Man, it's like I just ate out someone's ass!"
Dude #2: "This is true."
Dude #2: "Dude it's a Poopy Russian, check it out!"
Dude #1: (drinks)... "Man, it's like I just ate out someone's ass!"
Dude #2: "This is true."
by EZ-D April 14, 2011
Get the Poopy Russianmug.