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Village Idiot

A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.
Three village idiots please barman
by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010
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The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.
dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.
by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016
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The Idiot Kick

The Idiot Kick is a phase in a relationship that happens three to six months in. The term first coined by Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) in Chasing Amy refers to what you'd be to actually leave someone at this point. The Idiot Kick as it stands is the time in a relationship when you begin feeling trapped subconscious or up front---It usually is subconscious and the point in a relationship where any small action your significant other does which is cute or you can put up with ends up driving you off the wall, it will haunt your every thought, and maybe your dreams. Any time you see the exit sign you'll want more than anything to just bolt like a convict escaping jail.

Although mainly evident in guys, The Idiot Kick does happen to women. The effect of The Idiot Kick is always the demise of a perfectly good, functioning relationship which will cause a person to regret ever doing that but it will always be too late. If a relationship can survive the Idiot Kick it will most likely survive past marriage. The Idiot Kick grows in a person's mind like a cancer, and can/will consume every part of them until they do something they regret. If a person were to put up with it long enough it would end in a grand catharsis, but most of the time the relationship ends before The Idiot Kick.
An example of The Idiot Kick is:

Your ex: "Well ok, so that was ex number one. Lets move on, see the next guy was..."

In your head you're thinking "well we all have several relationships, it's all cool."

Three months The Idiot Kick you thinks "JEEZ, She's such a little slut! That skank's probably cheating on me, little Brat!" and while at work all you can think about is her spreading her legs for another guy, and it gets to the point where you can hear the legs on the bed you imagine she had back then squeaking as they rock back on forth. The next time she mentions any other guy you yell some profanity at her and break up with her for no real reason.
by JohnsonThePerson May 25, 2013
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Shit-idiot

Someone who is too stupid to be an idiot.
You're so stupid your a shit-idiot.
by Taco grinder March 26, 2017
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smart idiot

The type of person that has book smarts yet lacks basic knowledge or common sense. A smart idiot is the type of person to ace a math test but not know how a can opener works, or the type of person to know the entire periodic table but pushes a pull door
A: hey it's C
B: did he just try to push a pull door?
A: yeah...
B: doesn't he have straight As?
A: yeah...
B: what a smart idiot
by Person12350 April 22, 2022
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You Are An Idiot

A pop up virus including 3 smiley faces with a text written in times new roman saying "You are an idiot!" with a small exclamation point. If you allow pop ups, 6 windows spawn they will bounce all around your screen, closing will cause to spawn even more windows. Using the Alt+F4 key just spawns an error message saying you are an idiot!
This is called a virus, but it is not since it is based in JS code.
I just went on You Are An Idiot and got my computer damaged that i had to restart it.
by dswqsa895 January 8, 2023
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following the idiot

When someone doesn't think for themself.
I told him don't follow the idiot when he tried to implement the new process and his only reason was because he was told that process from someone else. Otherwise you are following the idiot.
by @dontfollowidiot January 4, 2014
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