Shrimp basket

A bowel movement that is hot, spicy and comes out like soft peanut butter but once it hits the water it breaks apart into small curled shrimp like floating pieces of poop
Resembling a fried shrimp basket that you would get at a local bar

Damn Cuzzo I just dropped a straight shrimp basket On foenem grave. Looks fresh out the fryer

by Bizzletwix May 31, 2025

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beta shrimp

opposite of "Alpha Male"
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended

"That guy is such a snowflake - he's a real beta shrimp"

by EverestK2 April 10, 2018

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shrimp

A person who is hot from the neck down but the face is just not up to scratch. Similar to the word Bag Shag.

The Boys: That chick over there is hot as.
Me: But the face...
The Boys: True, she's a Shrimp.

by TheKidGeeBoy July 2, 2019

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Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

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SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

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