Hale is an
awesome place where all the cool people hang out. It is known for its friendly inhabitants and welcoming surroundings. Sale on the other hand is a skanky little hole. Hale is often compared with Sale; the people who compare them are idiots as Hales awesomeness is too much for Sale so they have no chance. Although Hale is smaller than Sale this is no disadvantage to Hale as it’s about quality and not quantity and Hale is pure quality. Plus Sale needs the space for all the fat people that live there! Some may argue that Sale is
better that Hale because it has two tram stops, this is not a thing to boast about as that just means that they are killing the environment as they cant be bothered to walk that little bit
extra thus explaining there fatness. Sale is the
home to many students at Sale Grammar School, to get into this school in year 12, the grades needed are two A’s and three B’s, whereas at Altrincham
Girls and Boys (where many residents of Hale
go) the grades needed are four A*/A’s and two B’s so I think we know which is cleverest. Hale is often visited by celebs, Sale by hoboes. Sale in French translates to
dirty,
nasty, unclean, foul, greasy, messy, grimy, lousy, grubby etc. and Hale in
Filipino is “go on” which is positive and supportive ( like the people who live there).
Guy 1: Hey, look at that hot girl she's so
pretty, kind and clever, she must live in Hale!
Guy2: Yeah, but look at her
mate, she's well sketty she must be from Sale.
Guy 1: So true, they must be having a Hale vs Sale fight!
Guy 2: Hale is the best by
miles.
