hidey spider

When you cum in public with your jeans on.

OOH FUCK JAMES GET ME TO THE TOILET I JUST HAD A CUM IN MY JEANS, YES A HIDEY SPIDER

by Verbalness September 16, 2017

mud spider

Your anus or butthole so to speak

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.

by Dusuajfh February 26, 2018

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Spider Pigging

To place some one in an awkward or unwanted situation. Can also be used to describe when you gypt another or screw them over.

Oh hell no, you guys are not spider pigging me again. Stop hiding in the bathroom and take the next customer.

by YouThinkItsEasy May 30, 2019

bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.

Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.

by Centurix April 14, 2022

Quad-Spider

To Insert ones Hands and feet into sometype of "hole" then spread them apart ripping the "hole" all together, the hole is often a vagina, or an asshole (anal quadspider)

Example 1: you probably QUAD-SPIDERED your mom when you were born

Example 2: You just got quuuuuaaaaaaaddddddd-spiiiidered

example 3: You Quad-Spider your sister

by Uncewubkah June 12, 2011

The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021