To go on an eating binge that starts slowly with one snack and doesn't stop ends until your stomach physically hurts and almost all the food in your entire apartment is gone.
"Ugh, I feel so sick." "Well, don't fucking eat the house next time."
"I'd really like to go out to dinner, too bad I already ate the house."
"I'd really like to go out to dinner, too bad I already ate the house."
by jlovehug May 10, 2009
Get the eat the housemug. When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.
by DanHomer December 13, 2007
Get the Bless this Housemug. Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.
by blibbertibs March 29, 2009
Get the Black Housemug. A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.
by unforgettablek November 14, 2011
Get the Dark Housemug. A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.
Renta wife for a short time.
Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.
Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!
, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.
Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!
, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
by Whiitegirl September 14, 2022
Get the HOUSE MOUSEmug. Having you loose your virginity through having sex with a minor boy, who is younger than you and that you don’t want anyone to know that your doing it. Afterwords you play it off pretending to all your friends that it never happened and your still a virgin.
by Tomdickandharrymate October 8, 2017
Get the nans housemug. noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.
verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
by 2alluh8ers July 7, 2011
Get the house-of-repsmug.