Cross Country

A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists

Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”

by Homiesexual Masochist March 17, 2021

country thug

One who isn’t from the country but has hung out with real hood people and thinks they are now hood.

I don’t understand why Marissa thinks she’s a country thug

by Punchlinekid March 8, 2018

country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch

damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.

by masta dragon red April 18, 2010

country chili

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.
To be discharged forcefully and abundantly; spew or gush.

Wow! He really served up a helping of country chili!

by Z-Dog April 9, 2004

Free country

If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.

Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something. Compromise is a good way to lose who you are and any sense of rights that you have (in reality you have none).

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Country Steamer

You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.

You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.

I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer

by superjustin July 7, 2010

town and country

the gay sixty-nine

"...it was a total disaster. I forgot my wallet, so i circled back to the apartment and accidentally walked in on Jorge and Slippery Pete in the town and country.

by the deputy mayor March 14, 2008