wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.

I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.

by Jjjaxx May 23, 2020

wife laugh

when a group of women who are mothers/ wives cackle simultaneously

women (3) : *all cackle*
daughter: omg such a wife laugh

by maddymcannisalive April 6, 2019

Velcro wife

A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.

"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."

by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016

greencard wife

A woman who gets tricked into thinking she's a wife.

The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.

by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019

retro wife

Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.

As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.

“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”

“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”

by Carma-cat October 12, 2020

wife chatter

When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown

I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter

by AUWFT August 15, 2016

jimins wife

Aurora- beautiful gal that jimin loves so much. Jimin states that he will love to have a family with her even tho he is keeping the relationship away from the public because he is an idol. —note from jimin: Aurora, i love you!!❤️

Aurora is jimins wife.

by -the worlddd August 8, 2021