fruit booter

A Roller blader.Whether they are gay or not they are still gay. Skateboarding is better.

Stupid fruit booter got in my way.

by O'S December 6, 2002

Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.

My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...

by Eamm February 13, 2009

Dough Fruit

a fucking piece of shit fruit thats covered in dough yet its a apple, fucking Dough Fruit apple

This fucking 9 year old needs to touch grass with his Dough Fruit comb

by Slakszz March 1, 2023

mystery fruit

a person who may or may not be "closet gay".

Chris: So did Mac ever come out?

Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.

by RawRaSaurUsOpalous December 7, 2009

Fruit tower

A slang term used to describe a multi-person relationship, or polycule. Even though it is called "fruit tower" It can be a "straight" polycule as well, even though the term in catered more towards lgbtq

"I heard (Person A) is in a fruit tower with (Person B) and (Person C)!"

by jackyup_diso January 13, 2022

fruit burn

When you take a fat hit of fruit and you get a burning sensation in your throat and the need to cough

"Is he dead?"
" No he's just laying down cause he got fruit burn"

by cracker jack me off November 14, 2018

uterus fruit

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus

Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

by Bigthunderrumblefish June 28, 2016