Wax Wooden Floors

another way to say "only if the grass is cut". Refers to cunnilungus. it means only if her pubic hairs our trimmed or completely removed will her sexual partner engage in cunnilungus.

Chick: Hey boo you shud come over tonight
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.

by DykeTurner January 11, 2012

funny dance on the floor

when your brother sees something really good or colorful

Dude: Ayo the lightning effects in this game are so good my brother's doing a funny dance on the floor

by hurbruh February 3, 2021

Between Floor Booty

To get some booty inside an elevator before it reaches the next floor(s).

Man: I want some between floor booty.
Woman: Ok hurry up quick draw McGraw.

by donb2 October 6, 2015

Floor shit cunt

Floor shit cunt is a slang word for “Caleb”

Hey floor shit cunt! Your head big as shit

by What am I a faggot? May 9, 2019

Dripping through the floor

dripping through the floor is reaching enlightenment and feeling a state of euphoria/serenity. You have finally reached your goals and have achieved everything you desire.

I've made it, i have reached my goals, i'm dripping through the floor.

by .SUREFIRE January 26, 2022

Second Floor boy

1) Meathead Jock
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards

"Oh man that second floor boy is jacked."

friend - "Obviously, he is a meathead jock."

by Mr. Protein Party November 22, 2010

Gym Floor Syndrome

When taking tests in middle school and high school PE classes and you're forced to lay down on the floor, the floor is often cold enough that it causes female's nipples to stiffen up, and male's penises to become erect. The males seeing the results of the female's condition only worsens the male's response to the syndrome.

Often referred to as 'GFS' in passing.

Guy 1: Did you check out Becky's Gym Floor Syndrome?
Guy 2: I know, and thanks to that it's gonna be after lunch before my own GFS goes away.

by sm4k September 14, 2009