jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011

dirty bed

Commonly referred to when an over weight male has a weak boner and is then sat on by his fat wife in bed. This causes him to take a giant shit from the excitement, resulting in a duo of snow angle activity in the pile of excess body fluids.

I was in the middle of a porn video, when my grandmother called me asking if i could wipe her ass cause she's so fat she can't reach around. My wife Judy jumped on my 2 inch junk, causing an instant dirty bed.

by MethDuck February 21, 2014

Bed Strength

1: When you are so weak, it's as if you have just woken up moments before.
2: When you are sexually fit.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you help me with this couch?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.

by spike117 February 24, 2012

bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.

"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.

“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed”

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

Bed knight

A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.

A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.

by Canela 61 August 12, 2022

to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).

“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”

by sorrower July 9, 2023