fist pounce

A gentle quick vigorous punch to any part of someone's body in order to make a "massage" unenjoyable for the receiver.

That douche wouldn't stop begging for a backrub so I fist pounced him.

by Pen15Genius January 2, 2017

Fist fucked

When your income credit has been taxed by the government at a higher % because you are in a higher tax bracket and cant afford ramen noodles or rent, you have been fist fucked

Joe got fist fucked last year for working more over time and now his broke ass lives underneath the Kellogg bridge eating dog shit and drinking his own piss

by Piss seapage May 20, 2021

Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them

Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!

by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020

fists on sight

im throwing fists as soon as i see you

"Jesse ganked my crack rock! Tell him when I see him its fists on sight!

by bingbongdaddy March 15, 2018

Fist siesta

When a girl is sleeping during a siesta and somebody wakes her up with fisting. Fist siesta can be done with or without lubrication, depending on how long she has slept

Dude, my ex-girlfriend fell asleep on my couch yesterday. I just had to fist siesta that hoe

by Mr. fistah August 23, 2012

Fist a gypsy

A largely known subsidiary of FTIJPI's fippy jippy.

Coined by the elite among us twitted and twaffled at by many!

May all your fippitys be jippity.

Drive two minutes to the hardware store to purchase a couple dollars worth of drainage fittings??? Not on my watch … I’ll (consentually) fist a gypsy before I let that happen .. two minutes of cad in fusion and 12 hours printing later we arrive at our destination..

by Moonraker69 September 24, 2021

Fist Typer

An individual whose fingers hit the keys on a keyboard so hard it's like a baboon is typing a term paper on A Tale of Two Cities.

That moron over there hits that enter key like it's going to get them to their destination faster, he mind as well just stomp on the god damned keyboard, fucking fist typer.

by jnndfn9 February 4, 2009