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Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 25, 2017
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titty pig

by Gotya77 April 6, 2020
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Darny Pig

A Big Sexy Boi with a striking jawline and dashing foreign looks. When taken out he will attract all women within l in a 5 mile radius is they are more than 2 years younger(Nonce) despite his label they will still flock to be blessed by his words. He is unusually tall over 6’3 and is flailly and uncoordinated and shit On a bike. Do not leave your Darn unattended by a road!
Person 1: Who TF is that

Person2: that is just Darny Pig
by Darny’s no.1 Boi November 13, 2020
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Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011
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Lamborguinea pig

Someone who tests out Lamborghini's
The lamborguinea pig drives the Lamborghini very well so it's a good car to sell on the market.
by mooffoom March 5, 2015
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pig shagger

Someone who has sex with a pig
by Darmtoerist November 30, 2016
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Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"
by PhantomXero August 19, 2016
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