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sober as a stone

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!
by stoneluver January 19, 2021
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Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.
Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!
by Antiseve November 9, 2017
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Re-Stone

Smoke after an argument, or an accident, or anything that is a buzzkill
Damn Butch, getting pulled over by that cop was a real buzzkill, we need to get to your house and re-Stone
by Jeanne C November 24, 2010
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Rosetta Stoned

Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.
It's hard to understand Ben when he smokes to much, he gets Rosetta Stoned.
by esk1mo May 29, 2018
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Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned
I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.
by Reynold926 January 19, 2014
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Brain of stone

" Is that Vanessa? I heard she has a Brain of stone!" I heard too.
by hollowlungs October 27, 2022
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Time stone

The time stone allows you to change time, create a time loop (like in doctor Strange) and manifest time itself. Thanos wears it on his thumb knuckle (infinity war/endgame) but originally wore it on the middle of his hand
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