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Vinnie The Snake

1.) Italian gened nuisance that attaches like a parasite to a certain group of males and then finds a particular singular host to attach to and begins a man crush stage of its lifecycle. It then attaches itself to the nearest female it can find. After attaching to the female, it casts itself away from the group of hosts and begins the Snake phase of its lifecycle, casting out the female after getting some and then curls up and dies before reproducing.

2.)one who would be found jacking off to lingerie models in the sears catalog.

3.) tells other people to not get involved with a girl becuase it is apparently not a good idea, when in reality he just wants the girl for himself

4.) Son Of A Bitch with no ball sack.

5.) Back Stabber
Vinnie the snake once went out with a girl. They broke up. But they were still members of the same band. The girl then got feelings for a Jewish boy (who will be known as Der Juden for the rest of this story) who was also in the band with them. So Der Juden and this girl go out, and Vinnie the snake found out about it, so he told his evil hell beast harlot, singer bitch aunt to not let people in the band date, even though he had already dated a band member. So minuets later Vinnie told said aunt of the girl and Der Juden’s date and Der Juden was immediately kicked out. SO Vinnie is now dubbed Vinnie The Snake.
by Howie Feldersnatch September 7, 2005
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Snake Heads

"Snake heads" is a sex act involving a person kneeling in between two people and blowing then both (one penis in each hand) then making the "Snake heads" kiss by touching the two penises together.
"Jenny is such a ho she did snake heads to me and Ronnie,it was sick i don't want my dick touching his dick."
by Dalton Cothern January 11, 2008
mugGet the Snake Headsmug.

Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).
Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake
by Josh March 16, 2004
mugGet the Toilet snakemug.

Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.
After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020
mugGet the Cheese Snakemug.

squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
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Bake that Snake

To get high off of a joint or a blunt. Snake=joint/blunt
Damn yo, We funna bake that snake tonight.
by YouaSnake September 27, 2009
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Snake-skinned

When your condom slips off your penis inside the vagina after coming, resulting in the woman having to fish to get it out.
When she motioned that the condom slipped off inside her, I realized that I had officially snake-skinned that bitch.
by Trench-Town August 21, 2009
mugGet the Snake-skinnedmug.

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